We were dating in my head, even though I'm tired tired you were wandering like a pokemon you would always lie high in the grass just like a lazy snorlax zzz but you could be a butterfree You came running cause there was a spider all up in your face, face I latched on quick, like a bulbasaur now we are face to face face ho ho ho ho, kisses are wet ho ho ho ho, kisses fucking sting the moment you get out of that existential funk the moment you stop seeing that punk we can bond and we can talk and have a platonic relationship in the back of my bus cause everything is cool and everything is great and we live in a world where no one master baits and if you go to church and compartmentalize your life do what you’re told, you’re told to be a wife the rich are getting richer and poor always want more so just lets pop some molly and hit the dance floor fi fie foe fum, here comes my girlfriend and I think she’s mad at me there’s diminishing returns on apologies so I have to say sorry strategically ho ho ho ho, kisses are wet ho ho ho ho, kisses fucking sting

I was just surfing in the sea, hoping you were watching me as you were sitting on the beach on a bright summers day And a shark came swimming out from the ocean's floor, and she said I believe that looks like a big wet seal to me Well I was dead right there, I forgot my shark repellant spray, and although I struggle with belief in God, I began to pray(go retard!) The shark came and charged and made an awesome roar Made a roar I swear I never heard anything like it before (and it went like this) meow solo! F C D But it was you who saved me, although I still definitely long to break free D C I asked you made that shark go and you replied you did not know, your zodiac is an aquarious and you just go with the flooooow (blow) So I went and gave you a big wet kiss, but bad breath came on mighty fast I swear I nearly drowned But I said screw it, your my love, so I gave you the biggest wettest kiss around, Because it was you who saved me, although I still long to break free

Just cruzin the neighborhood Just boozin in the neighborhood Just loosing the neighbors, now look good, now look good (post about it) She doesn't go outside No mirrors outside This hottie isn't outside Then she ends up in a pile Now look cute, now look cute daddy says shutup make no mistakes and get straight A's that's how you were rasied but we combed the streets and we combed the lakes and we combed our hair looking for you your parents are worried you didn't come home your parents are worried you didn't come home make no mistakes make no mistakes Just cruzin the neighborhood Just boozin in the neighborhood Just loosing the neighbors, now look good, now look good (post about it) yeah look good

walking waiting sleeping keeping, things close to my chest you can always lie on my chest when you’re feeling stressed or when you’re feeling blessed but london brides london bridges london bridges fall (hahaha) london brides london bridges london bridges fall Shaving legs I sense change You don’t shave your legs nearly as much as you used to and seasons change and hell you look great but don’t rely just on your looks girl, cause that is lame oh and we go and play twister in the middle of the night and after 3 -4 beers we’re having a fight because you want to play some monopoly but be with me girl I’ll monopolize your (pussy) I come in late at night you look stunning, when the lights, when the lights are not so bright one step two grab myself a drink while you are watching TV there’s a man on the screen he’s telling me things I should eat and also medication so I can digest those things but is that man on the screen gonna fix what’s between you you you you and me fuck it go You want to play some sudoko I only want to connect the dots You talk to me about about getting old when's your birthday, I forgot shutup, and seize the day girl cause there's way cooler things than a guy with a guitar Let’s quantify now, our biology I’m made to spread out and breath You’re made to instigate like a lobotomy Shutup and dance girl with me And Eukaryotes are always getting old But Forgive me but we’re getting old And forget everything that you were told Let go of those memories that you so desperately hold You want a piece of, my soul, anything to save you from getting old and whats left of mine, I've gotta keep, like old pictures, of young faces, so shutup, and seize the day girl cause there's way cooler things than a guy with a guy with a guy with a guitar

If the Wright brothers were left handed, I'm left therefore I'm right and a super saiyan The Winklevoss twins were born rich, Therefore they are poor and I right If knowledge is power power is money therefore knowledge is money honey, and we've got plenty of that if money was love therefore we must be happy well with the philosophers philosophizing professors professing I'm back home masterbaiting my kids ain't listening cause they've got better shit to do they've got Call of Duty 2 We live in an era when you can have your cake and eat it have your cake and eat it have your cake and eat it too bum bum I think too much during sex, Therefore I am too much during sex That leads me to believe, I'm pretty bad at sex That means I'm pretty bad at sex well well with the philosophers philosophizing professors professing I'm back home masterbaiting my kids ain't listening cause they've got better shit to do they've got Call of Duty 2 We live in an era when you can have your cake and eat it have your cake and eat it have your cake and eat it too

2 Reasons, I've got two reasons why I sleep alone at night But so did albert einstein, so did his wife who was also his cousin, until, the mysterious end of her life, life life (knife knife) life, life, life…… unlucky for me, I haven’t a cousin who’s attractive in the least so I’ll just pull a mendell and be asexual my whole life I don think I could handle that No I don't think I could do that Oh wait ph, well ph PH PHUCK that!!!! And everyone is crazy, And no ones in this town And the closest possible candidate Of the opposite Gender who isn't crazy Is at least 30 pounds, Overweight in her waste And maybe that's an answer to One of the questions I've always had And answer to the question of one of the reasons why I definitely, still sleep alone at night

Bm7 E7 Am7 D7 Gmaj7 - A7 - D father is a doctor who likes his toys plays with a rubber ducky in the jacuzzi like a boy mother is a mother who hates few things except for when I leave when I leave dirty dishes in the sink sister’s got it going with her boyfriend sister’s got it going with her religion till they break up pick up the pieces pick up all the itty bitty sisters pieces x2 I don’t know what to think about that I don't what to think think about that I don't know what to think think about that patriarchy oh no oh yeah